I was out yesterday with a few of my friends. i was supposed to meet them at Ispahani.. it was a mixed gang 5 gals and 4 guys.. general catch up talk over a cup of coffee. Although i love hanging out with my gal pals sometimes its much easier to talk it out with dudes.. here are those few rare moments :)
1. you can talk abt jargon like coverdrive, throttle speed, offside without the other person looking at you as though you are talking Greek or Latin
2. They can never spot those nanosized tiny wrinkles on your clothes so you are safe.
3. They carry the same wallet and use the same pair of shoes. So you don have to worry about them wondering if your clothes and your footwear match.
4. You dont have to walk slowly through the mall and look at those 101 shops when you are with em (which are extremely over pricey and your never gonna buy those stuff). So why bother?!!?
5. You can honestly say that they have tanned or gained weight, without the other guys asking you to be more sensitive.
6. You can actually mention names of those really good sportsmen who are not good looking and you dont get questions lik" wats the point if he is not even hot!!"
7. It is very easy to get them gifts.. your choice is very limited..T-Shirts, watches or wallets.
8. They have hairstyles which lasts for many years. So you can be safe from comments like "why dont you straighten your hair"
9. You can play games like FIFA on the comp without them wondering how you get that hand eye coordination.
10. You dont get questions like what is the big diff all cars and bikes seem the same to me :)
11. Finally my FAVOURITE.. The icing on the cake :) If you are a gal you always can make em agree to what you want.. :P
Hey, look out, you are slowly turning out to be a misogynist :)
ReplyDeleteFrom men perspective, it is quiet true too... You find sensible men keep company of fellow men for healthy discussions and silly women for flirting and only flirting...Other men who keep only women for company are of course dumb... Hehe, battle lines are drawn.... Get your girl frens to comment on this....
lol... you are totally right with the last statement. very true observations.. careful your female pals may burn an effigy of ya. In reference to the comment above, you can always have a healthy convo with a person irrespective of the sex. We are in the twenty first century pal!
ReplyDeleteGuys may know a pulsar from an apache but do they know the difference between 'hearing' and listening?? At the end of the day u know only women can solve other women's problems..period :)
ReplyDeleteBut yeah made for a nice timepass reading :)
p.s. Have the Men-Women-must-fight outfit commissioned u to do a piece or something?? Semma thoondra piece lam ezhudara? :P
p.p.s. Well said Ashok ! Iam sorry Shankar.. that u had to make a comment like that having a firebrand like aarthi for ur cousin!! :) Please do wake up to the fact that that women were/are NEVER dumb(even the ones u consider silly!).. Au contraire Iam warning u that u r in midst of a diabolical plot..they prob want u to think that way :P
p.p.p..s OMG!!!!!!! I just spotted a nano wrinkle babes (I have a virtual third eye)
… I demand u change ur outfit at once otherwise u r totally paying for the next strawberry ice cream waffle we are hogging !! Evil grin.
Smiling cloud, 50 Rupees Strawberry Ice cream waffle is all you can think off?????? I will probably be in India in September, I am dying meet you :)
ReplyDeleteAmidst the diabolical plot you say I am going thro, I can let you go thro something else....[evil grin]squared :D
Ashok, on a serious tone, I know you are right......